Introducing..

Idiot Guide

    To Pee :

  • Unzip your pants
  • Take off your pants
  • Position your shlong in the comfortable pose
  • Start peeing
  • Do not ever use your pants again, it is harmful
  • Do not forget to wash your face afterward
  • To Defecate :

  • Unzip your pants
  • Take off your pants
  • Sit on the closet (please sit still)
  • Inhale deeply, hold it.. hold it..
  • Start excreting. Do not worry if your faeces is liquidate. It is normal
  • Do not forget to wipe. It is neccessary to keep things clean
  • Do not leave your belongings unattended

–Lagi pengen nyampah..

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